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Dark Sexy Funny: Poetry from the Mind of Erozeno

Edited by Sandra L. Jennings

From the Foreword:

This book will not help you lose weight
It will not cure your erectile dysfunction
It does not increase the size of your breasts

It will not cure your halitosis
It will not increase your disposable income
It does not offer a money-back guarantee

It will not rid your home of unwanted pests
It will not be available in stores or through an incredible TV offer
It does not cure your embarrassing dandruff flakes

It will not cure Ebola
It will not kill ISIS
It does not endorse any political candidate for office

This book will not keep frozen food fresh
It will not increase the amount of your red blood cells
It does not require refrigeration

It will not cut, slice, or dice
It will not cure your depression
It does not help you get a good night’s sleep

It will not cure your cold
It will not get rid of unwanted pet odors
It does not remove embarrassing acne and blemishes

It will not increase the length of your penis
It will not help you find your soul mate
It does not accept major credit cards

This book has no benefits
It has no side effects
Please do not ask your doctor about this book.

 

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