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Dark Sexy Funny: Poetry from the Mind of Erozeno

Edited by Sandra L. Jennings

From the Foreword:

This book will not help you lose weight
It will not cure your erectile dysfunction
It does not increase the size of your breasts

It will not cure your halitosis
It will not increase your disposable income
It does not offer a money-back guarantee

It will not rid your home of unwanted pests
It will not be available in stores or through an incredible TV offer
It does not cure your embarrassing dandruff flakes

It will not cure Ebola
It will not kill ISIS
It does not endorse any political candidate for office

This book will not keep frozen food fresh
It will not increase the amount of your red blood cells
It does not require refrigeration

It will not cut, slice, or dice
It will not cure your depression
It does not help you get a good night’s sleep

It will not cure your cold
It will not get rid of unwanted pet odors
It does not remove embarrassing acne and blemishes

It will not increase the length of your penis
It will not help you find your soul mate
It does not accept major credit cards

This book has no benefits
It has no side effects
Please do not ask your doctor about this book.

 

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( by Erozeno )

( ) by Erozeno, love poem, erozeno love poem, love poetry, love, heart
She is my syntactic yin &
yang
     My alpha &
     omega
Her womb incubates my innermost thoughts
It is the tomb which inters my soul
     Her body is wholly balanced
     It is my shelter for dissymmetry
Her perfectly formed ( &
an equal and opposite )
     We are contradictory &
     we are complimentary
We are an endless cycle of polar opposites
Our dynamic forms balance as we become one
     I create her, and use her to create
     She completes my conceptual continuity
Within her, I have nothing to hide &
i have everything to lose
     We exert mutual dominion over each other &
     we maintain perpetual balance
Dark &
Light
     Fire &
     Water
Joy &
Sorrow
     Love &
     Hate
Sun &
Moon
     Heaven &
     Earth
Life &
Death
     Together, we are mutual portions of the whole
     Within her walls, my spirit lay bare
We are diametrically adverse
Two congruent bodies of exact phenomenon
     We are distinctive &
     we are identical
Her body is an interruption &
an explanation of meaning
     Her ideas are independent
     Yet dependent upon subject matter
She is not connected to primary thought
Yet she does not negatively affect it
     She shares,
     clarifies,
     qualifies,
     compliments,
     supplements,
     digresses,
     amplifies
I fill her spaciousness
She consummates my spirit
     My emotions, and expressions enter her
     Together, we climax onto the page
Two paradoxical &
competing forces of nature
     Forever bonding &
     completing a semantic dynamic
My yin &
yang
My alpha &
omega
     My perfectly balanced passion
     My (       )
                                                                                                     © 2014, Erozeno
                                                                                                     Photography / Artwork © 2014, Erozeno