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Dark Sexy Funny: Poetry from the Mind of Erozeno

Edited by Sandra L. Jennings

From the Foreword:

This book will not help you lose weight
It will not cure your erectile dysfunction
It does not increase the size of your breasts

It will not cure your halitosis
It will not increase your disposable income
It does not offer a money-back guarantee

It will not rid your home of unwanted pests
It will not be available in stores or through an incredible TV offer
It does not cure your embarrassing dandruff flakes

It will not cure Ebola
It will not kill ISIS
It does not endorse any political candidate for office

This book will not keep frozen food fresh
It will not increase the amount of your red blood cells
It does not require refrigeration

It will not cut, slice, or dice
It will not cure your depression
It does not help you get a good night’s sleep

It will not cure your cold
It will not get rid of unwanted pet odors
It does not remove embarrassing acne and blemishes

It will not increase the length of your penis
It will not help you find your soul mate
It does not accept major credit cards

This book has no benefits
It has no side effects
Please do not ask your doctor about this book.



Reverend Erozeno?

It is with great pride and pleasure that I announce my ordination by the Church of the Latter Day Dude as a Dudeist Priest. I have practiced Zen Dudeism since 1998 as an ongoing search for the truth and the light.

Ordination is another step in my journey!

I am also available to perform weddings, religious ceremonies, etc.

Please do not hesitate to contact me at any time (online or offline).

Thank you all very much for your friendship and your kindness!

Wishing you all peace, love, and happiness…always!

“Just take it easy, man.”

Dudeist Church Sign

Certificate of Ordination

Liars, Damn Liars, and Politicians

Liars Damn Liars and Politicians: a Parody

by Erozeno (Featuring J. Monroe)

Music & Sound Recording of Music © 2015 Erozeno, and J. Monroe


Guitars: J. Monroe
Bass: Erozeno
Drums: Erozeno
Vocals: EZ Presley

Erozeno plays Slingerland Drums, and Zildjian Cymbals exclusively. He also uses DW Hardware, Evans drum heads, Vic Firth sticks, and Roc-and-Soc drum thrones exclusively.

J. Monroe plays Schecter Guitars, and uses Marshall amplification systems exclusively.

Erozeno plays Fender basses, and uses Marshall amplification systems exclusively.

Not appearing on this recording:

Kanye West
Abe Lincoln
Jerry Garcia
David Carradine
Joseph Stalin
Mary Tyler Moore
Demond Wilson
Charles Bukowski
Esther Rolle, and
Hannah Montana


Audio clips of U.S. Presidents Bush, Nixon, Obama, and Clinton are Public Domain, and used for the purpose of political parody protected by the fair use, and My Lai/Zapruder exceptions to copyright law.

Video clips are Public Domain segments of a 1965 United States Department of Defense film called “Why Vietnam” and are used for the purpose of political parody protected by the fair use, and My Lai/Zapruder exceptions to copyright law.

The use of the above audio and/or video clips does not, in any way, suggest that its creators endorse Erozeno and/or his use of the above clips.